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Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (47+ words) MOUNT SINAI " In light of continued encouragement that the Israelites would enter a land "flowing with milk and honey," one local Reubenite, later identified as Dathan son of Eliab, decided he should probably keep quiet about the fact that he…...

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Can You Spot The 7 Clues In This Picture That This Family Homeschools?

1+ week, 2+ day ago  (50+ words) Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it's a lot more difficult to figure out. Take a close look at this picture and see if you can…...

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Boaz Carefully Arranges Stalks Of Grain On Ground To Spell Out "Hey Gurl

4+ week, 2+ day ago  (34+ words) BETHLEHEM " As Ruth was about to come pick up extra crops left for her in the fields, workers reportedly spotted Boaz carefully arranging stalks of grain on the ground to spell out "Hey Gurl."...

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babylonbee. com > news > wife-cant-wait-to-get-out-there-and-be-horrible-at-gardening-again

Wife Can't Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again

1+ mon, 6+ day ago  (26+ words) BOISE, ID " With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get back outside and be horrible at gardening again....

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babylonbee. com > news > faux-pas-trump-gifts-president-xi-with-pot-of-honey-from-white-house-beehive

Faux Pas: Trump Gifts President Xi With Pot Of Honey From White House Beehive

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (247+ words) BEIJING " President Donald Trump's meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping was going swimmingly until Trump made a crucial (but common) error: gifting Xi a large jar of honey from the White House beehive. "Here, I know you love this stuff,…...

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Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (34+ words) OGDEN, UT " As the great Khan once stood admiring the vast reaches of his empire, so local man Philip Bauer stood this morning, watching as his freshly-repaired sprinkler no longer watered the driveway....

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babylonbee. com > news > newsom-orders-reservoirs-emptied-in-preparation-for-fire-season

Newsom Orders Reservoirs Emptied In Preparation For Fire Season

2+ mon, 3+ day ago  (291+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA " Governor Gavin Newsom took decisive action on Tuesday as he ordered California reservoirs drained in preparation ahead of this year's fire season. To ensure that high-risk areas of the state would be rendered sufficiently vulnerable to hot,…...

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Trump Announces Aid Package To Farmers To Help Them Deal With How Amazing Economy Is

6+ mon, 2+ week ago  (192+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " A $12 billion aid package for the agricultural industry is designed to help American farmers cope with how good the economy is, President Trump announced Monday. The Farmer's Bridge Assistance Program was reportedly created by Trump in response to complaints…...

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Announcement: The Bee Is Excited To Unveil Our New Logo

10+ mon, 3+ day ago  (258+ words) U. S. " Times change, and we must change with them. That was the philosophy that prompted us to update our company logo to remove anything that could be construed as appealing or exciting. Announcement: The Bee Is Excited To Unveil Our New…...

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Wife Offers Husband Compromise: If He Lets Her Get Chickens She'll Let Him Do All The Work

11+ mon, 3+ week ago  (225+ words) SALT LAKE CITY, UT " Local woman Rachel Gentry told her husband she'd compromise on her proposal to get a coop full of chickens by letting him do all the work if he let her get the backyard poultry. "Tell you…...